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“I’m Not Saving Your Woke Brand”: Denzel Washington Rejects $10 Million Target Endorsement Deal. (satire)
Denzel Washington, the esteemed Hollywood actor renowned for his captivating performances and unwavering principles, recently made headlines in the business…
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“He’s A Creepy Old Man”: Denzel Washington Rejects Disney’s $100 Million Proposal to Collaborate with Robert De Niro. (satire)
In a stunning development that has reverberated throughout Hollywood, Denzel Washington has reportedly turned down a monumental $100 million offer…
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Breaking news: The NCAA has issued a lifetime ban on Lia Thomas from competitive swimming, recommending that she “should try for another category.” (satire)
In a seismic development rocking the competitive swimming world, the NCAA has opted to bar Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer,…
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Breaking news: ABC has fired Jimmy Kimmel and pulled the plug on his late-night show, citing he’s “as funny as a funeral.” (satire)
In a surprising turn of events that has rocked the entertainment world, ABC has severed ties with Jimmy Kimmel, bringing…
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Breaking news: Garth Brooks announces departure from country music, stating, “Nobody Listens To Me Anymore.” (satire)
In a stunning development that has reverberated throughout the music world, iconic country musician Garth Brooks has declared his retirement…
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Breaking news: CNN’s Don Lemon reportedly receives a ‘punch’ from Elon Musk. (satire)
In a world where billionaire visionaries soar into space and electric vehicles exchange winks on the road, Elon Musk has…
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In a groundbreaking move, CBS has inked a jaw-dropping $1 billion contract with Jay Leno for a late-night program. (satire)
In a seismic move that has reverberated throughout the entertainment sphere, CBS has sealed a groundbreaking $1 billion agreement with…
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“Roseanne Barr kicks Tom Hanks off her new show,” in jest. (satire)
In the realm of entertainment, clashes between personalities are not unusual, but when two prominent figures from the industry collide,…
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Breaking News: Whoopi walks out crying after confronting Tim Scott on ‘The View.’ (satire)
In an episode of “The View” that will be remembered for its raw intensity and emotional depth, Whoopi Goldberg, the…
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Breaking News: ABC fires Jimmy Kimmel and cancels his late-night show, citing he’s “as funny as a funeral.” (satire)
In an unexpected move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, ABC has terminated its long-standing relationship with Jimmy…
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