As they walk, the husband becomes increasingly annoyed by the sound of the blind man’s tapping stick on the sidewalk. Frustrated, he suggests, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That tapping sound is driving me crazy.”
In response, the blind man retorts, “If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.”
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